You already know all this stuff, I'm sure. I don't have a whole lot of secrets anymore. But since you've had a bad day, you can not be surprised by my answers.

1. Your Middle Name: Renee
2. Age: 24
3. Single or Taken: Hah. Single as something very single.
4. Favourite Film: Um... right now, let's say... "Clue." I really don't know.
5. Favourite Song or Album: Song? "Horses," by Tori Amos. Album? "Boys for Pele," by Tori Amos
6. Favourite Band/Artist: Judging by the above, I'll say Tori Amos.
7. Dirty or Clean: Depends upon the day.
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Not anymore, sadly. My poor nipples gave up on me. But they were nice while it lasted.
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ? I think so...
10. What's your philosophy on life? Mostly I just try not to get run over. This is the only life I have, so getting run over is not good.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? My cat knocked over the bottle about an hour ago. Damned cat.
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Probably not. You know how good I am at keeping secrets.
13. What is your favorite memory of us? Pancake frisbee. (Forgive me, I don't remember a lot of things since my brain started shorting out.) Yes, good old pancake frisbee. Or maybe the time we were strolling, the moments from that picture you used to have on your Facebook. You know what I'm talking about.
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? I eat a lot of Swedish Fish. They're so yummy. But then I feel fat. And I feel guilty, both for being fat and for thinking bad things about myself. Check and check.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I talk to myself and pretend I'm talking to other people.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they? Hmm... I want $67,000,000, tickets to see Bebe Neuwirth in "Chicago," and a J.D. from Columbia.
17. Can we get together and make a cake? We've done that already, haven't we? Or is this some sort of weird come-on that I'm not familiar with? Like, ooh, baby, let's do some baking...
18. Which country is your spiritual home? I don't have a spirit. But if I did, I think it'd be content in the United States. Although my body was pretty happy in Vancouver.
19. What is your big weakness? My lack of self-esteem and self-confidence. I never think I can do anything.
20. Do you think I'm a good person? Yes, I do. You were especially good at... well, never mind.
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? I was probably best at my religion classes. My favorite classes were either my Latin classes, my Philosophy of Religion class, or my Poli Sci for Idiots class.
22. Describe your accent: It varies with my mood. I can be ghetto with the best of them, and I get Southern when I'm pissed, and I get all East-Coast-y-New-York-y when I'm getting worked up, and other times I'm just sort of... Midwest, I guess.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? I would give you more self-confidence and allow you to see how beautiful and terrific and wonderful a person you really are. And bigger boobs.
24. What do you wear to sleep? Whatever I fall in. Usually my underpants.
25. Trousers or skirts? Pants all the way. People faint if I wear skirts.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Cigarettes, I guess. Alcohol's not so good to me.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? We probably wouldn't see each other, because you'd be with your family. If we were together, though, I think I'd like to go to the Missouri Botanical Garden with you and look at flowers. Talk. Hug. Cry. Make out. You know, the usual.
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? No, no, I won't. Because I'm lazy and inconsiderate. And I'm mad at my computer because somehow it froze and when it restarted my external hard drive wouldn't work and now I've lost all my "Law & Order"s, goddammit! Ahem.

My obligation is fulfilled. And you are now thinking of me in my underwear.

1. Your Middle Name: Elliot
2. Age: Old as my tongue, older than my teeth.
3. Single or Taken: Single-with-men-friends.
4. Favourite Film: Casablanca or Batman
5. Favourite Song or Album: Album, All Hail West Texas by the Mountain Goats. Song, The Way I Feel Inside (a capella version) by the Zombies.
6. Favourite Band/Artist: John Darnielle
7. Dirty or Clean: For almost anything my answer is likely to be dirty.
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Left ear. Hopefully eyebrow or lip soon. Saving up for ink as we speak; it's going to be a poem on my back or my wrist, depending which is cheaper.
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ? Nope.
10. What's your philosophy on life? "It goes on."
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? Half-full.
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? I guess?
13. What is your favorite memory of us? Honestly, we don't know each other well; I think you're on my flist through fandom and I thought I'd fill this out for shits and giggles.
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? Bad pop music. (Britney Spears especially.)
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I'm a good enough cow-milker that I can squirt milk into the mouths of spectators.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they? Neil Patrick Harris, Nicola Tesla, Neil Gaiman.
17. Can we get together and make a cake? I would never say no to cake.
18. Which country is your spiritual home? New York. (Shut up, that's totally a country.)
19. What is your big weakness? I'm a perfectionist.
20. Do you think I'm a good person? I think everyone's good.
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? Ha. English. (I teach English.)
22. Describe your accent: American with British inflections due to spending a summer there when I was twelve-thirteen.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? More cowbell.
24. What do you wear to sleep? Boxers and a shirt.
25. Trousers or skirts? Trousers.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Cigarettes, oh god, what would I do without them.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? If anyone I know had one day to live, we'd do exactly what they wanted.
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? Probably not, to be honest. XD

1. Your Middle Name: Ann
2. Age: 23
3. Single or Taken: Eternally Single, it would seem
4. Favourite Film: Seriously? You want me to pick one? OK, Right now, my favorite movie EVER is probably... Holy crap, this is really hard. OK, I am just going to go with "Planet Terror." But it is one of many favorites.
5. Favourite Song or Album: Jeez, another toughie. Favorite song of all time is "Angel" by Aerosmith. Current favorite song is "Afterlife" by Avenged Sevenfold. Favorite album is Seether's Disclaimer.
6. Favourite Band/Artist: CRAP. It once was Aerosmith, but I am really liking Seether and Avenged Sevenfold now.
7. Dirty or Clean: CLEAN
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Two tattoos, and a total of seven piercings in the ears.
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ? yep
10. What's your philosophy on life? Dig it.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? Usually a mix between the two depending on whether I've taken my happy pill.
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? I hate secrets, but if I thought it would truly hurt you, then yes.
13. What is your favorite memory of us? Easy. The first night we met I was sad, homesick and lonely. I sat alone in my dorm room watching a movie wishing I could go home. You invited me over to your room and we stayed up all night chatting. I never told you how much that meant to me. I literally felt like a friendless loser and was about to cry myself to sleep before you talked to me. I will always remember that.
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? I like Malibu Rum a little more than I should.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I hate people who don't clean out their ears. Its disgusting and a total turn off.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they? To have the ability to sing, to be independently wealthy, and to marry someone extremely attractive with musical talent. No, I'm not shallow at all.
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Of course we can!
18. Which country is your spiritual home? ITALY!
19. What is your big weakness? Pretty much anything pertaining to food. I love it.
20. Do you think I'm a good person? Of course
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? Best were English and History, worst were Math and Science.
22. Describe your accent: Sometimes Mid-Western, but here lately, Southern.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? No, I love you just as you are.
24. What do you wear to sleep? Boxers and big T-shirts.
25. Trousers or skirts? Umm, jeans?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? I live for the booze.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? This question is too difficult to answer, but I imagine we would just sit and geek out about Harry Potter and Twilight.
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? Eventually, yes. But I am very lazy, so it might take some time.